ok. this is clearly going to be a rant. fair warning.

Boobs.
They're just boobs. Wads of fat and mammary glands which, really, are the same thing as a cows' udders! Sure, they can be fun to play with, but why don't you just go fill water balloons and play with them.
They're just boobs. I don't see the big deal.

You know what REALLY pisses me off? People who are obsessed with taking pictures of naked girls. Not to be artistic, but so that they can see a naked girl, and have her in positions that show everything. Ever heard that people want what they can't have? Leave something up to the imagination. jeesh. And what's with all the phallic symbols? Come on! Why can't people focus on the entire package, or subtle hints of a naked shoulder or back, anything besides something resembling a penis smack-dab between a pair of widespread legs.

Get an imagination. Blunt isn't always best.

Grow the hell up.